TQR Confidential

Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Prospectus for the Summer Issue

Per usual, the transparency of our editorial brokerage firm has lead to a slow trickle, dare I say a syphlitic drip of PCGs into the hopper. We are confident, however, that the truth will out and only the most daring and, therefore, better and well-heeled type of VC will answer the bell, giving us a small, but potent crop of cap to choose from.

There has been no movement in the hierarchy of the company: The Floor is still staffed as it has been since the inception; and Maggie and Bulldust continue to give reliable and outstanding pluralities inside the Terminal.

No adjustments or reactionary remedies are therefore suggested.

Ever yours, TQR


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