Dale Carother's Cap smothers Doomey with joy

Dear Dale,

not sure of your sensibilities, but...you pretty much just raped the monkey with the cap you sent. you made the monkey your bitch, sister. i have never seen two worlds so clearly. two worlds living side by side, with sparks. wow. seriously. you must be one sick fucking bastard. you are my new favorite human. your cap will be promptly shuffled upstairs to the Terminal. watch for tat uh tat come the 15th.

bring it,

boligard doomey / the Floor / www.tqrstories.com