R OUI PAS DES L'HOMMES? SPEAK FROM DAY HEART OR DIE
ROCKEFELLER: Two comma faults, missing hyphens and a tense shift in the first few paras...
waiting for a dumbass, pseudo-medical, drone
a dingy, curtained, bay
The hoarse, cracking, voice
“You gap kneed, crusty clitted, trailer twat.”
etc. etc.
We split a case Natural Light
At first no one even notice me.
TED RORSCHALK: But does it speak you, you fucking grammer nazi? You must be ... you wanna be ... you are! ... hitler!
posted by Theodore Q. Rorschalk at
9:29 PM
5 Comments:
This comment has been removed by the author.
By
Chris Miller, at 12:05 PM
To answer your question without resorting to the rhetorical devices of insult or obscenity as I am so often wont to do: yes. Yes, it spoke to me. It said, I am penned by a writer, able in voice, rich in imagination and ripe with 'tude, but too lazy and/or stoned (they kinda go together) to make the effort to deep-think, polish and edit me into anything worth much more than a dry-mouthed, red-eyed giggle.
By
Chris Miller, at 12:08 PM
Yeah. I went ahead and read a bit. I was laughing my ass off the first page, but then the manic voice settled down and it got boring. I had to leave off at the old abandoned party pad in the woods.
You know I was just being overly dramatic in my g-mail so I could post it on the site, broski. I should have never resorted to the Hitler card. Pol Pot would have been funnier in a onomatopea or hoever that's spelt, kinda way. And, I think, old Pol on a percentage basis, is the genocidal king. But then again ... who knows?
By
Theodore Q. Rorschalk, at 12:27 PM
No offence taken. Hitler was a revolutionary, a writer, and said to be a very charismatic and funny man who did great impersonations. If Germany hadn't taken on the bear in winter, we'd probably all be sprechen Deutch and sporting little handlebar moustaches.
By
Chris Miller, at 9:00 AM
And in case any grammar nazis are interested. The grammatically correct version of the story is up at https://thedirtypool.com/the-crap-whisperer-by-margret-a-treiber/
Thanks for all your feedback!
By
Margret, at 4:09 PM
Post a Comment
<< Home