Zero comments equals trees falling inthe forest with nobody there to see them 'Timber!'
Geez, what the hell? At least last week some perv spammed the blog with a gross of XXX sites for my viewing pleasure. ... Of course, I deleted them sight unseen. I am a businessman!
Since nobody reads this here blog and/or doesn't leave comments, I would just like to say "Fuck you all!"
"Go fuck yourselves, you no-nothing motherfuckers!"
I am giving you all the middle finger and saying "Sit and spin, losers!"
I am scraping my thumb against my top incisors and saying, "Fungu!"
I am...
Oh well, you (dear nonexistent reader) get the idear. By the way, at the TQR site there is a new Insider Trading interview between staffer Hal 3000 and one of the main characters of this quarter's featured Capital Gain Tribal Convictions, Paddy Ukai. Dear nonexistent reader, you'll find it funny and informative and well worth your nonexistent while. Go fuck yourselves!
Since nobody reads this here blog and/or doesn't leave comments, I would just like to say "Fuck you all!"
"Go fuck yourselves, you no-nothing motherfuckers!"
I am giving you all the middle finger and saying "Sit and spin, losers!"
I am scraping my thumb against my top incisors and saying, "Fungu!"
I am...
Oh well, you (dear nonexistent reader) get the idear. By the way, at the TQR site there is a new Insider Trading interview between staffer Hal 3000 and one of the main characters of this quarter's featured Capital Gain Tribal Convictions, Paddy Ukai. Dear nonexistent reader, you'll find it funny and informative and well worth your nonexistent while. Go fuck yourselves!
posted by Theodore Q. Rorschalk at
8:50 AM
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Do not laugh too lastly, Boligard. I have a feeling the wife's e-mail trafficers have somehow, mysteriously migrated over here, since she is a deluxe spray-on tan dominatrix. Ah yes, the sting of the spray gun and the crack of the whip!
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Theodore Q. Rorschalk, at 8:32 AM
No problemo, answer-man! I think you're trying to advertise your spray booths up the wrong tree, though. It is my wife who is the tanner. Would you like her e-mail addy?
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Theodore Q. Rorschalk, at 2:52 PM
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