The quest for capital gain immortality continues por LA ELEGIA

Bonjour, Monsieur Scott Archer Jones,

Thank you for your recent submission, La Elegia Por David Alvarez, for consideration by the jaundiced and humblebumble rag that is TQR. We, too, live a long moonlight mile from our nearest neighbour. Some claim we chop more than wood, but the world is full of rumour and half-eaten doughnuts.

I've been thinking about your goodheart, David Alvarez. This is a good sign, je pense, when a character in fiction lingers. Good, too, that I wonder what events await him after delivering his brave answer, Non. You leave a reader wandering, not exactly lost, but certainly mumbling, "mo' please".

Anyway, here's the news, good or bad yet to be seen: the Great Monkey who vomits upon these tiles that surround us here on The Floor is excited. Oui, it seems I'm not the only one who, upon reading your cap rife with shadow, sand, and sinister sibilance, has been affected.

I'm recommending La Elegia Por David Alvarez for further reading/mulching by the zoo animals in The Terminal. You will experience elation or great despair. Either way, something will happen. Watch for commentary after the 15th of the month when they open the great maw and begin their important contemplations.

Bonne chance, and remember, mon cher, that you brought this on yourself!

Humbly yours,

Gabrielle DePlancher