Buy it, you cheap bastards!
TOUCH THE MONKEY!
First person to write a review on Barnes&Noble.com wins a copy signed by Rorschalk and $20!
I say unto you, have I not turned a sow's purse into a silk ear? TOUCHING THE MONKEY is a damn fine total quality reading experience, let me tell you! Scott Pack himself, supplied the blurb at the back of the book! Who is Scott Pack, you ask? Why, he's the commercial director of The Friday Project! Errr, what's The Friday Project, you query? Why, GOOGLE it like every other wified cold blooded 'merkin does these latter days. What are "latter days" you perry? Why, ask Joseph Smith like any good and clean and fun Mormon will ensconce you to do. As for this drive-by advertisement … I am through!
The following message brought to you by Scott Pack:
"This is a wonderful collection, full of great stories and clearly here are the stars of the future. Read these writers now before the rest of the worlds does."
—Scott Pack, Commercial Director of The Friday Project
First person to write a review on Barnes&Noble.com wins a copy signed by Rorschalk and $20!
I say unto you, have I not turned a sow's purse into a silk ear? TOUCHING THE MONKEY is a damn fine total quality reading experience, let me tell you! Scott Pack himself, supplied the blurb at the back of the book! Who is Scott Pack, you ask? Why, he's the commercial director of The Friday Project! Errr, what's The Friday Project, you query? Why, GOOGLE it like every other wified cold blooded 'merkin does these latter days. What are "latter days" you perry? Why, ask Joseph Smith like any good and clean and fun Mormon will ensconce you to do. As for this drive-by advertisement … I am through!
The following message brought to you by Scott Pack:
"This is a wonderful collection, full of great stories and clearly here are the stars of the future. Read these writers now before the rest of the worlds does."
—Scott Pack, Commercial Director of The Friday Project
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