Adam King sure knows how to ruin Rorschalks day...!

Adam King to Ted Rorschalk: Please remove my story, "Plain Girl," from consideration. It's been accepted elsewhere. Thanks a lot for your consideration, and I hope you'll allow me to submit to your weird, weird magazine in the future.

Teddy Rorschalk / 2:59 PM (0 minutes ago) to Adam: Thank you for letting us know. I'm glad you still want to submit. I am crushed, but what can I do? Best of luck to you in the future! (zounds, shall we ever publish a Capital Gain ever again!!!!!)